So this conversation took place the other day
Customer : Do you have a washroom?
Me : Yes straight through that door (indicates door) and turn left
Customer : Do I need a key?
Me : Nope just straight through the door and to the left
Customer : Is it outside ?
At this point I’m thinking 3 things.
- Why in the world would the bathroom be outside ? we’re in downtown Toronto here , it’s hardly like we’re in some outback gas station liable to have out houses.
- Don’t you think if it was outside or you needed a key for that matter , don’t you think I would have mentioned that the first time you asked . I gave you a fork for your salad why would I not give you a key for the bathroom (if you needed one ) ?
- This is quite the inquisition for something you could have easily found the answers to yourself simply by following the sign labeled washroom .
These are my questions to you bathroom goer .